preemptive firefighting

1-3/4 cups flour
1-1/2 cups sugar
2 tbsp cocoa
3 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
vanilla essence
2 eggs
1 large cup of milk

mix, bake, eat.

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i (terrified) let the one non-work related phone call i've received (in how long?) go to voicemail. i am asking a friend of a friend for the friend's middle name. she lives 3,000 miles away. the voicemail voice was 120 miles north. she was pissed. it's not really possible to slam down the phone when using a mobile, but she did her best.

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A: Oh. Thank you.
P: I mean that as a compliment.